If Montana Towns Were Halloween Candy. Read The Hilarious List.
While they might have a lot of similarities like a Stockmans or Mint bar, most Montana cities and towns are as different as the socks you are wearing right now. If they were Halloween candy, what would they be?
We took to Facebook and did a little crowdsourcing to find out what Halloween best describes our uniquely different towns and cities in Montana. Now, each person reading probably thinks they live in the best town in Montana, but that can't all be true. What is true, this list is all in good fun. Let's bust some chops!
Missoula: Weed Gummies. If you're old school Missoula O.G you know this is extremely accurate. P.S please don't hand these out to trick or treaters obviously.
Butte: The Fruitcake that your aunt gave you two years ago that you decided to get rid of by handing it out on Halloween. The more I think about it, this makes a lot of sense. I mean it's nice, It's made with love, but damn if it isn't rock-hard and tough as nails.
Whitefish: Le Chocolate Box. It's the most expensive candy in the world. It's nice to look at and very enjoyable, but it's only for the super-wealthy and dare we say snobbish trick-or-treaters.
Billings: Circus Peanuts. Just the worst Halloween candy. Literally. It was voted the worst.
Helena: Werther Originals. Ya, they are super tasty and everyone enjoys them, but let's face it, they are for old people. Lots and lots of old people.
Great Falls: Sour Patch Kids. It leaves a sour taste in your mouth but for some reason, you can't stop eating them and go back for seconds.
Kalispell: Reeces Peanut Butter Cups. Hey man, everyone loves Reeces.
Hamilton: Baby Ruth. It's pretty tasty and enjoyable, but who are you kidding, you're a knockoff Snickers bar.
Bozeman: Snickers: A universally liked candy. However, due to constant marketing and celebrity endorsements, they have gone up in price substantially.
Polson: Rock Candy. If you know, you know.
Havre: Candy Corn.
Small Town Honorable Mentions: Nerds. Super small but each one is different and pretty awesome.