What’s to know? There’s not much to say. I was created in a secret laboratory in Los Angeles by a team of scientists trying to engineer the world’s greatest tic-tac-toe player. They succeeded, but feared I was too powerful, so I was kept prisoner until I escaped by training cockroaches to pick locks. Adjusting to life on the outside wasn’t easy, but since then I’ve won a battle of the bands, performed a lot of stand-up comedy and a few acting gigs, including one where I hung out on set with Ariana Grande. Life was good, but I knew something was missing something. Was it friendship, romance or a spiritual discipline? No! What I needed was a plan for world domination. And whether you want to begin your career or your plan to rule planet with an iron fist, you need to start with an education (remember that, kids!) so I moved to Missoula to go to the University of Montana where I was the on-camera correspondent for the school news, the Montana Kaimin. So what’s next? You’ll see. YOU’LL ALL SEE.
Christian Grant
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Unorthodox Ways To Possibly End Montana’s Housing Crisis
The frustration with housing is now at a level where a simple phrase such as 'I'm new here' is enough to make a Montanan wince
Things I Hope the Spy Balloon Didn’t See in Montana
We Montanans are private people, and there's plenty of stuff here we'd rather not be seen by anyone
Montana Towns as Sweetheart Phrases: 2 funny 4ever
You know those chalky, sweetheart candies with those cute lil phrases on them?
Here’s Why Montanans Have Little Taste for Lab-Grown Meat
Montanans stance on lab-grown meat is obvious to everyone, but my analytical mind wants to dive deeper
The 20 Best Things About Missoula Downtown
Downtown Zootown is paradise if you ask me
An Open Letter to Hank Green from a Missoula Resident
In short, thanks